Blog — By BWC on August 13, 2007 at 10:06 am
Tags: Meaningful Stuff
Ok, so for those of you who watch the show, what I’m going to say will mean something, and for those of you who don’t… well, you’ve probably been noticing a giant void in your life. That void is a thrice weekly viewing commitment to a little show on CBS called Big Brother.
Anyway it’s no big deal, (other than it happens to be a very big deal), but I went to Applebee’s Saturday night and sat in a booth directly behind recently evicted houseguest Kail and her husband.
You can be assured the entire time Kail and her husband were talking passionately about the game to their friends I was craning my neck back to grotesque proportions in a vain attempt at hearing any juicy tidbits of insider info. Unfortunately it was incredibly noisy and my ears, although deceptively large, are as it turns out mostly just for show.
Therefore, when Kail got up to leave I quickly caught her and told her how great I thought she was, (a bold faced lie), along with a few other questions. Here’s what I know:
-She mentioned that the picking the balls out of the bag veto competition thing might be rigged. I heard her say something about how they were told they could look in the bag if they wanted to.
-Also, she was really confused about Dustin’s eviction speech, (the one you watch after you’re kicked out), because he made a big deal to her in private about how he was just screwing around with it because she was staying. (In the speech, Dustin mentioned that she was closed minded to homosexuals.)
-I was the first person on earth to tell her Dustin had lied to the other house guests after she left about voting for Eric to leave when he really voted for her to leave. “No way,” was her reply.
-Kail was admittedly a lot more likeable and considerably thinner in real life than on the show. -Although her husband’s hair was equally as bad as it was during his on-air interview.
Anyway, about that “void” in your life thing for those who don’t watch, I was just kidding.* It really is just a tv show.**
Long live Evel Dick
DW & MB 4EVR,***
Aaron
*It’s more like a deep chasm.
**Another bold faced lie. (I should be on that show.)
***Mike Boogey and Doctor Will 4EVR. (Winner of seasons 2 and 7 respectively.)
**Another bold faced lie. (I should be on that show.)
***Mike Boogey and Doctor Will 4EVR. (Winner of seasons 2 and 7 respectively.)
3 Comments
Aaron,
I’m pretty sure no one watches “Big Brother” anymore.
Sorry, man.
Jordan
Jordan,
I fear the void in your soul is even larger than I first imagined.
Listen to me very carefully; as I write these very words CBS has magnanimously decided to provide free viewing of all season 8 episodes on their website.
I am offering help, as a friend.
Aaron
aaron,
can we be best friends? here are my selling points:
1. my wife and i have watched every season of big brother since it’s inception.
2. Dr. Will is my hero.
3. I believe Julie Chen is the devil.
4. I believe the Power of Veto needs a “Veto Pot” that grows each week when it is not used, so that there is more incentive to use it.
5. The fact that you talked to Kail makes me insanely jealous. (although i was happy she got evicted because i thought her time was up).
jordan, don’t hate what you can’t understand.
bryan