The Worst Nativity Figurine of All Time
Blog — By John Pattison on December 24, 2009 at 8:29 amFirst I hear about this great holiday gift idea (via JesusNeedsNewPR):
Then Larry Shallenberger saved this figurine from almost being used in his church’s nativity set:
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Larry titled this image “Why Shepherds Need Jesus”:
Larry and Jordan don’t want me to turn this picture into a caption contest. So I won’t. Write whatever you want in the comments. We’ll see how many of them make it past our spam filter.
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Aaron, my coworker, actually gets credit for the save. What I learned was is that the figurine was probably on display for years, but no more.
It puts the X back in XXXmas. Hachacha.
As disturbing as the bestiality is, I think it’s the shepherd’s terrifying dead eyes that frighten me most.
Bestiality? We pulled it because the shepherd was wearing capris after Labor Day.
If there was a caption contest, you just won, Larry.
capri comment = funny. i think i just had my last LOL of 2009.