Let’s face it; unless you’re under the age of 10, soccer just isn’t that cool. Somewhere after that glorious period of mobbing the ball with nine of your friends through fields of dandelions while shrieking screams, the sport becomes drastically less cute and increasingly more boring for parents...

No, not those Blazers, silly! At least not right now. These Blazers. Like many Americans, I’m generically white…mostly of German and English heritage with a little Scottish/Irish/French/Polish thrown in. And since England didn’t make the cut, and I don’t like rooting for Germany,...