Posts Tagged ‘theory’

A Farting God

A Farting God
Every living thing on this planet to my knowledge has an exhaust pipe if you will. Thus I conclude that in theory God does too. I have no verifiable evidence to support this assumption but I’m sticking to my story. This morning for some reason or another I was busy telling my Chinese girlfriend that...
April 9th, 2012 | Blog, Essays, Featured | Read More

God and His Mama

God and His Mama
I have this theory about God. Unlike the theories of evolution, mine lacks any scientific proof whatsoever. I tell you that because if you’re the type of person who needs hard facts or empirical evidence, or simply a text message, well, honey, I got none of that. What I do have is a gut feeling. Before...
December 23rd, 2009 | Essays, Featured | Read More